A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?