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Crazy Talk
Cal was out driving in the country, seeing how his new car handled the curvy roads at high speeds. As ...
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He's a crazy ass driver!
A minister dies and is waiting in line at ...
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Red Driver 2
Red Driver 2 is a 3D racing game with 4 different game modes and 3 tracks.
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Circle
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
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Bus
You are on your way to work or maybe school, you drive along the road and suddenly you see a giant bus driving towards you.
The camel joke
There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hop's in, the driver say's, what about your camel...
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That is not the speed limit...
Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of ...
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Up here, we work by results...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the ...
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The hippie and the nun
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
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Rebuild 2
Reclaim a city from the zombie hordes while managing supplies, housing and morale. Featuring new buildings, plotlines, characters, customizable survivors with skills and equipment, new & improved art and all new hidden endings to discover
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If Microsoft made Cars
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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Scy Cab
Become a crazy taxi driver piloting your hover-cab through the clouds. Pick up passengers and deliver them to their destinations quickly to earn cash.
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To the zoo
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over ...
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English is a stupid language
There is no egg in the eggplant,No ham in the ...
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Driving Styles
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
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A ride home
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
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Label Instructions
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label ...
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Stupid Company
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, ...
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The Truest Definition of Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: ...
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My word
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
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Christmas in West Virginia
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ...
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The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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2004 Darwin awards
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
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