A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.