A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.