If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their ...
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A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
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Dung On Mai Shu -- I stepped in excrement
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu --Let's sleep together
Ar U Wun ...
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at ...
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Here are the U. S. Statistics for 1902: The average ...
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse ...
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A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a ...
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SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm avery good looking girl who LOVES to play.
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Two young men who had just graduated from university...
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Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole.
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For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said...
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* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the ...
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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