There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
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A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.