A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
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