There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Thomas and Maxim were working for Provinciale Ontwikkelingsmaatschappij Antwerpen (they take care of the roads in Antwerp). One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind and fill the hole in.
Subject: Membership Renewal
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.