There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Subject: Membership Renewal
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.