There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Subject: Membership Renewal
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.