1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A trucker misses the turn-off before the low bridge and gets stuck under it.
Subject: Membership Renewal
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.