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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.