docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.