docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.