A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.