An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.