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Can you give me a push?

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

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Granada - Full extras
This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
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Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a ...
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Collision
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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Ring a Bell
A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with ...
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Why did you have to die?
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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24 hours left
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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Drunk giraffe
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe...
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Paying dues

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

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Golfing with wife
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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Kind Golfer
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is ...
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Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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Foul Mouth
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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The porch

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

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Worst Day
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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Rude Parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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Different POV
Cause... you know... he is a man... and they are women... like... not a man...
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Thoughtful guy
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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Nice Grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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