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Why did you have to die?
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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Collision
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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Golfing with wife
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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Rude Parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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The porch
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
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Mother for a While
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady ...
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Kind Golfer
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is ...
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Worst Day
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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A really bad day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
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2004 Darwin awards
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
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Bad Day
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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Pretend we are married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the w
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Elderly Couple
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai.
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Christian horse
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
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Religious golfing
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
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Idiots on the computer
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
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Gardening
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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Private Detective
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than ...
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Cross Examining The Coroner
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney ...
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Men vs Women
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband...
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Thoughtful guy
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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The Vicious Dog
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
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Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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Foul Mouth
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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Nice Grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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Magical Window
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It ...
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Pretend to be Married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. ...
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Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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Post turtle president
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George ...
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Different POV
Cause... you know... he is a man... and they are women... like... not a man...
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