A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.