A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.