An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.