I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
18+8 photoshoped pictures of the Situation Room
The powerful situation room photo ,that stunned the whole world, and 25 of its photoshoped versions!
One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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An Israeli doctor says,"Medicine in my country is so advanced ...
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
An eighteen year-old girl in Glasgow goes home to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shoutin
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party anddecided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just forlaughs. Right ...
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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly ...
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A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled.
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, ...
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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you.
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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when ...
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A man suspecting his wife was seeing another man hired a famous Chinese dective named Chen Lee. Chen Lee was ...
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a ...
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people ...
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A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A man went to the psychiatrist because he had a fear of thunder. - "Doc, I don't know what to do," said the man.
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