One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.