A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.