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Why did you have to die?
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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24 hours left
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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Drunk giraffe
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe...
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Golfing with wife
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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Paying dues

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

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Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a ...
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Collision
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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Rude Parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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Different POV
Cause... you know... he is a man... and they are women... like... not a man...
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Nice Grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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Thoughtful guy
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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Gardening

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

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Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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Elderly Couple
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai.
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Idiots on the computer

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

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