There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.