One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."