One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.