To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.