A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his ...
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
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The legends
- If 13 people sit down to ...
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A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do t
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A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before ...
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over ...
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A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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One time this blonde girl was at a vending machine. She would stick a quarter in, push the button...
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A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to another guy. They soon get into a deep discussion about their sex lives and after a few the cowboy asks the other dude..
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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
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There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an ...
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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
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A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, ...
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the ...
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." -------Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."-------Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club.
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A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a ...
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not ...
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire ...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
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A man was telling his neighbor, `BR>`BR>"I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but ...
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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. ...
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