Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.