One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.