One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.