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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that ...
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As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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Human Resources Director is trying to organize a party.
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
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The meaning of life by bunnies!
They know what it's all about!
The meaning of life...
The meaning of life is quite simply... what you make it!
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), an American essayist, philosopher, and poet.
Meanwhile in Russia the trucks slide
That was one hell of a close call.
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
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Huh? Ok, I guess she didn't get the right meaning!
One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks ...
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner ...
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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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