Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.