Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.