A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.