A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.