A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
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