Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."