John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate...
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing ...
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!
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An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John'sroommate was.
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had ...
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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take ...
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer...
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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, ...
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A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the ...
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car ...
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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
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Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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This excerpt from court transcript is supposed to be true.Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): May I address the court?
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?
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There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted...
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