A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.