Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.