Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?