Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.