Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?