Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.