Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!