A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.