John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John'sroommate was.
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?
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Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's day to all supermoms all over the world!!
There's nothing like "mother"!
Beautiful picture!! Have a wonderful day!
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Gifts to make mom smile...
I am not sure whether she is really gonna smile with this movie....
Mother of the year
Practical lady...
One day this little girl and her mother went for a walk. the little girl saw 2 dogs humping. The little girl asked her mother "mommy what are those dogs doing. Her mother said " honey there making cakes...
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate...
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A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the ...
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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Here are the U. S. Statistics for 1902: The average ...
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A man and woman had been married for more than ...
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An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy ...
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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Use of the word "beautiful".
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
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