One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
Subject: Membership Renewal
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.