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2004 Darwin awards

Yes, these are (apparently) all true.

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Driving Styles
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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Dogs to change the bulb
Human: Dogs reaction to his masters voice ordering him to change the burned bulb. ---------- Golden Retriever: The sun is ...
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Flight In Jeopardy

A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.

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19 Amy Winehouse Short Jokes
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz? ...
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Homer Simpson's Words of Wisdom - 3
D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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Amy Winehouse Short Jokes
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz? A: "Coke Whore" Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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Revenge
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in ...
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An engineer's view of Santa
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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Scientifically Santa
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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Thirty thousand cockroaches
A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send ...
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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Turbulent weather
A jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts...
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?..
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The best divorce letter

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

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Idiots on the computer

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

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God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

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Beer troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
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