1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.