Over the years, people have often asked me to explain the various concepts of marketing. The following analogies might help ...
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Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman. "Is there a problem, Officer?" "Yes, madam, you were speeding.
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At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weeken
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner ...
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
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Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
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As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly ...
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in ...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
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George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "trage
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D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of ...
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"...
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If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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