A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...