A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.