A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.