1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.