1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.