Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.
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Quick Eye Exam...
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!
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One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer...
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Harry Potter - MasterMind
You have six elements to choose from and they must be added in precisely the right order to work. The potion itself only requires four of them - but which four, and in what order?
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Got a light?
That is Stefan Sigmond, and he smoked 800 filter-tipped cigarettes in less than six minutes.
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This short and funny animation shows the story of an octopi couple who are separated by force and the adventure that ensues in their battle to remain together...set on the Greek Islands!
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
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This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars...
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An Israeli doctor says,"Medicine in my country is so advanced ...
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During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she ...
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I thought I had insomnia for six months.... Turns out I was just having a recurring dream that I couldnt sleep.
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One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two
seater plane when ...
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Two guys are traveling by car on a main street ...
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If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said...
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Cal was out driving in the country, seeing how his new car handled the curvy roads at high speeds. As ...
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