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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day,
listening ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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- Wave properly you stupid bitch!- Nan please, that's the Queen
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-Stop taking pictures of me bitch! -Nan please, that's a ...
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-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.2. Stop exercising. ...
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One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the bathroom. Not number 1 but number 2. So he opens the door to the confessional and sees Bobby the janitor. He called him over and said,..
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You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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Subject: Membership Renewal
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the ...
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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."...
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8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream ...
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