BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Subject: Membership Renewal
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.