neked funy a jokes

search for:
results for "neked funy a jokes", only jokes
displaying 241-270 out of 586
Immoral offer

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.

read the joke
Driving Styles
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
read the joke
Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.
read the joke
Christmas Signs
Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." -------Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."-------Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club.
read the joke
Twenty bucks
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do thi
read the joke
Tailgating

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera

read the joke
My word

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

read the joke
Birthday Treat
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks ...
read the joke
Revenge
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in ...
read the joke
Smart monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and, while he's nursing it, the monkey runs wild.
read the joke
The nonconformist bird
There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"...
read the joke
The traffic notice

A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.

read the joke
How old do I look

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.

read the joke
Only one wish

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.

read the joke
Wrong Email
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy ...
read the joke
Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
read the joke
displaying 241-270 from a total of 586