The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Cover your stump before you hump....
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.