A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Cover your stump before you hump....
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.