A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com...