1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.2. Stop exercising. ...read the joke
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The New Republic - The year we were exposed
Great cover image by the new republic for the end of 2010.
Happy New Year 2011
Funny-City.com wishes everybody a happy new year. Don't forget to smile people, it makes you look pretty!
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com...
Happy New Year 2009
Funny-City.com wishes everybody a happy new year. Let's hope 2009 will be a usefull year for the world. Smile people, ii makes you look pretty!
Jeff Dunham in New York
Very talented stand up comedian and ventriloquist perfoms in New York. His characters (Melvin the super hero guy, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno on a stick, Walter) are great and very natural.
Britney Spear's new job
Finally a job that fits her.
New Axe shower gel ad!
The cleaner you are....
Decision 2:New City
Zombie splatter once again.
Sorry Bill I'd rather kiss my new boss
Totally nailed it.
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, ...read the joke
New Metal Slug
A clone of the great metal slug coin up game. very nice graphics and a smooth gameplay.
New family member
Yup, he's a really good boy isnt't he? Mom, dad?
Adam Sandler - Stand Up from 1994
A very early stand up routine from Adam Sandler.
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A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.
Mistakes in our favourite movies!
Whatever a movie budget is, they cannot avoid mistakes.
Doodle God 2
The long-awaited sequel is now here!! Create even more elements using your imagination!