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The New Republic - The year we were exposed
Great cover image by the new republic for the end of 2010.
You play as a brave hero manager unusual aircraft in free sky.
The New Statesman - Alan B'stard: backroom deals and not delivering on promises
Some of Mayall's best quotes came as fictional MP Alan B'stard in satirical sitcom The New Statesman.
Happy New Year 2011
Funny-City.com wishes everybody a happy new year. Don't forget to smile people, it makes you look pretty!
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com...
Happy New Year 2009
Funny-City.com wishes everybody a happy new year. Let's hope 2009 will be a usefull year for the world. Smile people, ii makes you look pretty!
New Splitter Pals
Splitter Pals are back! Cut your way through 40 brand new levels and create your own with the powerful level editor!
Jeff Dunham in New York
Very talented stand up comedian and ventriloquist perfoms in New York. His characters (Melvin the super hero guy, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno on a stick, Walter) are great and very natural.
New family member
Yup, he's a really good boy isnt't he? Mom, dad?
Britney Spear's new job
Finally a job that fits her.