Cover your stump before you hump....
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.