Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have