A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on