Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Subject: Membership Renewal
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual