Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Subject: Membership Renewal
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.