While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.