While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.