One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he ...
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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's rig
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"...
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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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The legends
- If 13 people sit down to ...
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
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Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ...
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How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It ...
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
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The awkward moment when.....
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at ...
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* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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Hendrix portrait with 5000 picks
Leading UK mosaic artist Ed Chapman has created a unique Jimi Hendrix mosaic out of 5000 guitar plectrums.
30 Rock - Kenneth as nightmare on Elm Street.
Kenneth creeps into Jenna's, Tracy's and Pete's dreams.
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Bulgarian Music Idol - Ken lee
Valentina's Hasan audition for the Bulgarian Music Idol. She's performing Mariah Carey's "Without you"... almost..
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Patton Oswalt - Clothing
Clothing of the 1800's, 1960's and today. Patton Oswalt's (Ratatouille) stand up comedy at The Purple Onion in San Francisco, California.
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Awesome golden mimes performance
I have no idea who these guys are, but they give a new meaning to the phrase "body control". Awesome performance.
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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who ...
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On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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