A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, ...
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
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San Francisco to Paris in Two Minutes
The flight of San Francisco to Paris in 2 minutes.
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Mitch Hedberg - Five Minutes Special
Some say he has a stage fright, some say he is a nervous guy. I say he is so high behind those sunglasses.
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I used to hate French... but after that I've changed my mind!! The cutest 4-minute story I've ever heard!
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1) That's not right . ............................. Sum Ting Wong------------------------------------2) Are you harboring ...
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.Five minutes later.... "Da-d....
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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
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This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
This guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he sees his blonde neighbor walk outside and check her mailbox. ...
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So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
