A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.