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Speeding
A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman. "Is there a problem, Officer?" "Yes, madam, you were speeding.
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The Rolls Royce
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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Cat VS Policeman
A cat brutally attacks a policeman. This cat has some authority issues. I bet the person in the car was laughing throughout the "attack".
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Weaving driver
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do t
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The traffic notice

A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.

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Tailgating

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera

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Stupid Company
 A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, ...
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The good barber
A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be.
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To the zoo
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over ...
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Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
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Once Is Enough
A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
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